*Walks in beat boxing with his hands*
I am the Crocheted Caper and I'm here to say
That women dig a man who wears crochet
Just like Flava Flave and his enormous clock
I wear a crocheted necklace with a crocheted lock
Its all about the yarn and the needles too
Forming pimping beanies for me and you
They say your not a man unless you wear pink
But in reality your not cool unless all your clothes link
As I strut down the street in my pimping clothes
All the women admire my tiny holes
From second to second to day to day
The lassies love me and my comrad DR CHET
Well you heard from the Caper now its time to hear from me
Wearing the links makes you popular don't you see
I don't need no locks I don't need no necklace thread
For I have some kicking pom poms upon my head
I wear the pink and the women sigh in awww
Cause my friends I obey the crocheted law
Wear it smooth, wear it with style
Wear it all the time to make the ladies smile
This has been a public announcement from the crochet crew
If you wear it hot like us you'll be pimping too
Tell then we wanna send a mighty shout
CROCHET 4 LIFE....PEACE OUT!!!!!
Dawn's Read of the Day for 1/25/09
