Supposably,
I had an uncle
back in antiquity,
by the name of Adams.
While I feel no connection
to the second president,
my hair is kind of kinky.
Maybe he went sneaking,
off to the plantation one evening,
and produced a whole slew of Parkers.
My darker cousin's under this presumption,
would have had no say in the matter.
So, there you have it.
But....
could this rumour possibly be true?
The office of vital records,
say they knew not if Johhny was hot
for my aunt
Jemima....
Somewhere in North Carolina,
there's probably a plaque
commemorating the fact,
in a cotton field.
Or maybe a tree with initials carved
JA and AJ inside a heart,
or more like a discarded box of Kentucky Fried,
and some Thunder Bird,
where some cross's burned.
I had an uncle
back in antiquity,
by the name of Adams.
While I feel no connection
to the second president,
my hair is kind of kinky.
Maybe he went sneaking,
off to the plantation one evening,
and produced a whole slew of Parkers.
My darker cousin's under this presumption,
would have had no say in the matter.
So, there you have it.
But....
could this rumour possibly be true?
The office of vital records,
say they knew not if Johhny was hot
for my aunt
Jemima....
Somewhere in North Carolina,
there's probably a plaque
commemorating the fact,
in a cotton field.
Or maybe a tree with initials carved
JA and AJ inside a heart,
or more like a discarded box of Kentucky Fried,
and some Thunder Bird,
where some cross's burned.
